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Thread: The "Corrupt a wish" game

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    granted but it gets boring, and really fast

    i wish Metallion would wish for his missing beans so i can grant then as falling metal bean that land on his head
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    I do but I also wish for a reverse polarity magnetic hat that shoots the bean right up again and aims it at your house with incredible velocity.

    I wish for potatoes.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    POOF - Lord of Time uses his powers to send you to Ireland during the great potato famine.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    granted you and Metallion receive a ticket to Antarctica by boat
    let me know if you come across a Stargate while you are there

    i wish they would find a stargate there
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Quote Originally Posted by pqwoerituytrueiwoq View Post
    granted you and Metallion receive a ticket to Antarctica by boat
    let me know if you come across a Stargate while you are there

    i wish they would find a stargate there
    Won't happen, since I intervened and took the Stargate

    Quote Originally Posted by S2UIRR3L View Post
    POOF - Lord of Time uses his powers to send you to Ireland during the great potato famine.
    Who said you can use my TARDIS :/ *puts S2UIRR3L into a temporal prison for eternity*


    I wish that the above was actually funny.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted! The above post is so hilarious people literally die of laughter. The post spreads like a virus and soon only Amish and Luddite communities are left. You are the only person immune (because laughing that hard at a joke you made up is in poor taste). As the only person on earth with any technological expertise you are burned at the stake as a witch.

    I wish this wish was the best wish in the history of wishes.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted - your wish is the bestest wish in history. As world records are broken every day, your wish is forgotten as someone makes a better wish and your wish is... history.

    Quote Originally Posted by Lord of Time View Post
    Who said you can use my TARDIS :/ *puts S2UIRR3L into a temporal prison for eternity*
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    I wish for a sandwich from a gas station.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted. You take the sandwich then eat it, before realizing it is soaked in gas. You die 5 minutes later.






    I wish a wish.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Your wish then is used up.

    I wish I could get Minecraft to work longer than 4 minutes at a time.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Quote Originally Posted by redbikemaster View Post
    Your wish then is used up.

    I wish I could get Minecraft to work longer than 4 minutes at a time.
    Minecraft starts working and all of the sudden you start to smell something burning. . .

    I wish I knew what I was supposed to do with my life.
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