The "Corrupt a wish" game

[pqwoerituytrueiwoq]

granted
40 turns later the struggle begins, oh and you are the judge and 5 min in you have to go take a leek, this is also an office match so you can't take a restroom break, and the splashing does not help

i wish MLC SSDs did not have a write limit, thus allowing them to last as long as RAM

@S2UIRR3L
how does it leak out of the sealed packaging? have you ever opened that plastic you practically need a hack saw

[S2UIRR3L]

You become the beta tester for the Millennium Ultra Unlimited SSD Version 3.10 (Linux compatible), but it quickly gets corrupted because the firmware wasn't ready for 2 posts to be merged. It crashed with too many corrupted sectors to be recovered.

I wish I had my 1990 Mitsubishi again (I loved that car)

[pqwoerituytrueiwoq]

granted, sadly it was crushed some time ago well here is your cube of metal... BTW it is in your bed

i wish my PSU was not so noisy, while still functioning the way it was designed to (which included the fans)

[teward]

granted, sadly it was crushed some time ago well here is your cube of metal... BTW it is in your bed

i wish my PSU was not so noisy, while still functioning the way it was designed to (which included the fans)

The power supply's noise is reduced to zero because the power supply's fans both broke randomly. Now your power supply overheats, and now you see puffs of blue smoke coming from the power supply. You now need to evacuate or you'll start seeing things.

I wish for nullspace to encompass the universe, thereby bringing the Ending.

[catlover2]

Well it doesn't. How's that for a corruption?


I wish someone called "Lord of Space" would come about and start saying positive things about the beginning of the universe instead.

[teward]

Well it doesn't. How's that for a corruption?


I wish someone called "Lord of Space" would come about and start saying positive things about the beginning of the universe instead.

Well, the Lord of Space is actually the Lord of Time, since the Lord of Time cracked the Skasis Paradigm.

I wish for everything and nothing to collide, thus cancelling everything out.

[S2UIRR3L]

I wish for everything and nothing to collide, thus cancelling everything out.

EVERYTHING and NOTHING collide in a great explosion, but it doesn't cancel anything, instead creates a third "SOMETHING" (a third dimension, per se).

I wish I could play the old original Sim City 3000 on Linux, instead of having to keep my junky little XP tower around.

[pqwoerituytrueiwoq]

granted you discover virtualbox, yu sell your xp tower 3 days later your hard drive fails, sadly you have no backup

i with for something noteworthy to happen (eg: moon getting knocked out of orbit by meteor into the sun, or something of similar scale)
oh and S2UIRR3L to be ninjaed in this thread within the next 30 days 5 times or more

[S2UIRR3L]

Hailey's comet smashed into Earth's moon, sending it in the direction of Pluto and the sun remains safe

I wish I was a kid again, when things were simple.
(side note: i never had to worry about a ninja killing me every 5 days)

[pqwoerituytrueiwoq]

granted, but you will not physically age, you can imagine the horrors that await you when people realize you are not aging

I wish AMD would develop a architecture that is superior to Intel's

@S2UIRR3L
by ninjaed i meant while you were typing a reply someone posted before you hit submit
no moon means no tide so what else will happen, oh and i think the sun would just burn the moon to nothingness be like droping a rock into a bucket of water