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Thread: The "Corrupt a wish" game

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Quote Originally Posted by Metallion View Post
    We are all turned into dogs and cats except for you who are turned into a potato. We still make all those dangerous wishes but we're not people any more.

    I wish for a bowl of milk. *meow*
    You get a bowl of thirteen-year-old milk that has long since soured, and has green goo over it.


    I wish for /dev/null to expand to become a microsingularity which I can draw power from.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    While you were at work it grew bigger (because of devouring sorrounding elements all the time) and before you got back - you whole house had been devoured. Now you have quite big power source - nice work!

    I wish for us to be more resistant to heat.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    It is so. Global super-winter ensues.

    I wish I was immune to ionizing radiation.
    clear && echo paste url and press enter; read paste; (youtube-dl $paste) | zenity --progress --title="" --text "Downloading, please wait" --auto-close --pulsate && ans=$(zenity --file-selection); gnome-terminal -x mplayer "$ans"

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You become immune to only one type of ionizing radiation, and its the type of ionizing radiation that is not harmful.


    I wish for NULLSPACE

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Quote Originally Posted by Lord of Time View Post
    I wish for NULLSPACE
    Your null space contains nothing but the identity element; you remain in a trivial vegetative state for the rest of your life.

    I wish reality stopped ruining great theoretical concepts.
    Last edited by Blutkoete; July 18th, 2012 at 11:35 PM.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Reality takes a running jump out of the window and is replaced by one of the non-realities you thought would be really cool but it doesn't support life and we all die out, thanks a lot.


    I wish I hadn't walked into the edge of a door on my way back to bed from the toilet last night
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You didn't and now you are confused as to how you got that massive bump on your forehead which is inexplicably still there.

    I wish I had a backup plan.
    clear && echo paste url and press enter; read paste; (youtube-dl $paste) | zenity --progress --title="" --text "Downloading, please wait" --auto-close --pulsate && ans=$(zenity --file-selection); gnome-terminal -x mplayer "$ans"

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    granted, your backup plan goes it to effect and fails hilariously

    I wish for Pandora's Box (unopened in original packaging)
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    New to this... Let's see if I got it right...

    Granted, you got Pandora's Box, unopened in it's original packaging only to find out that when you open it, it's cracked on the side and everything leaked out before it was delivered to you.

    I wish I had a monkey.
    I actually DO have a real life....
    I just forgot the password to it.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    King Kong moves into your house.

    I wish for a Magikarp VS. Magikarp fight.
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