The "Corrupt a wish" game

[Petro Dawg]

You are actually a world renowned expert on the ermagerd swerdish fersh girl irl, but you developed advanced early onset Alzheimer's disease and do not remember.

I wish I had something better to do than corrupting other people's wishes.

[robsoles]

But you don't so get on with it.


I wish for bigger feet

[skellat]

I wish for bigger feet

Debris from a passing aircraft make your feet smaller through kinetic energy transfer.

I wish for peace on this planet.

[Metallion]

Kodos and Kang wipes us all out. Now there's peace.

I wish Kurt would reach the far lands.

[robsoles]

Kurt reaches the far lands ahead of schedule but it results in him not quite raising all the money he could have for what sounds like a worthwhile charity indeed.

I wish the next poster every success in their task

[Laiquendi]

Damn, tough one ;D
I success in every task so hard, that all your wishes will be corrupted forever ;D

I wish for our intelligence to be divided by zero!

[Metallion]

Your doorbell rings. You open the door and see an army of men in black that drag you away and lock you up in Area 51. You are to assist the Roswellian aliens in measuring all of humanity and catlover2's cat's intelligence and then figure out a way to divide that by zero. As awesome as working with aliens at Area 51 might sound, you soon realize that you're only there to get people coffee. Also I mentioned Area 51 so now the FBI is monitoring this forum.

I wish the windmills in Holland were transformers.

[teward]

Your doorbell rings. You open the door and see an army of men in black that drag you away and lock you up in Area 51. You are to assist the Roswellian aliens in measuring all of humanity and catlover2's cat's intelligence and then figure out a way to divide that by zero. As awesome as working with aliens at Area 51 might sound, you soon realize that you're only there to get people coffee. Also I mentioned Area 51 so now the FBI is monitoring this forum.

I wish the windmills in Holland were transformers.

But they are transformers. They're just... frozen... in time so they can't transform

And lol at Area 51. Problem is Area 51 is run by the Lord of Time, so you all are working for me


I wish for /dev/full to be absorbed into /dev/null, thereby ending both items.

[robsoles]

You manage that on your own system and as you reinstall from scratch you contemplate what you learnt from your exercise. Nada, zip, bupkiss - you are not even sure that you accomplished the task you set yourself, you can only be certain that you made your system completely non-responsive to anything but a boot disk which only offered to install a new operating system and didn't offer a look at your previous file-system. Well done

I wish people wouldn't make such dangerous wishes.

[Metallion]

We are all turned into dogs and cats except for you who are turned into a potato. We still make all those dangerous wishes but we're not people any more.

I wish for a bowl of milk. *meow*