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Thread: The "Corrupt a wish" game

  1. #1461
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    It goes really fast right through your roof and up into space.



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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted, but must use Windows XP on this machine; for life.

    I wish for a bigger server rack.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted, suddenly no-one respects you as a woman.

    I wish I hadn't.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    granted you get a 72ft height non-modular server rack it also has some rust
    good luck getting it in the server room

    granted you go back in time 30 seconds and punch your self in the face and break the space time continuum

    lets see what you can do with this one
    i wish i was happily married


    please be creative when corrupting this, the only way to make this easer would be to take "happily" out of the wish
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted. You are now happily married with a beautiful wife. As a bonus, you now live your life happily in a small cottage by the river. Things couldn't get better than that.

    Then one day, you start to notice your life is the same everyday - boring, stale, colorless. You soon remember the wish I gave to you years ago, soon realize that I gave you exactly that and nothing more. You start to realize how much excitement of life you have missed, how many opportunities you let slip away, and how many goals you will never achieve.

    Desperation soon takes over you, then one day you are so depressed you jump off a cliff. As you fall down the canyon, you see your life passing through your eyes. You then start to regret the moment you made the wish, and wished that you could undo all this. But it was too late.

    The end.



    I wish Apple's lawsuit against Samsung backfired, and then it went bankrupt.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    The lawsuit backfires, and Apple goes bankrupt. Apple executives decide to wage a war against Samsung and use their money to hire a private military to attack Samsung, which destroys Samsung, who decides to wage their own war against the Apple executives. Now you've caused a perpetual war that will never end. Congrats.

    I wish that I could go through time to help prevent the perpetual war by eradicating the cause: the lawsuit.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted! Apple no longer sues Samsung. Instead, it started suing HTC, which is also dangerous to Apple's survival. Then everything happened just like before - Apple goes bankrupt, a war explodes, etc etc

    I wish the BanHammer® 3.0 went stable.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You are forced to code it yourself by a hairy man in leather with a whip and an ear biting monkey. Fortunately they allow you to choose the programming language... out of anything in this list.

    I wish everybody in real life had hair like the guys from Dragon Ball Z.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    granted you have hair like a namekian and everyone else gets to choose from the list
    edit: I choose Korin's hair

    i wish i did not get headaches
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Wish granted but instead you get "toe aches"

    I wish for a pencil.
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