You are granted the wish to wish for a wish, however you never actually make the wish.
I wish people had reset buttons.
You are granted the wish to wish for a wish, however you never actually make the wish.
I wish people had reset buttons.
clear && echo paste url and press enter; read paste; (youtube-dl $paste) | zenity --progress --title="☠" --text "Downloading, please wait" --auto-close --pulsate && ans=$(zenity --file-selection); gnome-terminal -x mplayer "$ans"
granted, but the buttons appear to be broken and people are angry at you for pushing there buttons, lol
i wish i had a fully functional led back-lite PS/2 keyboard (extra power by separate usb cord is acceptable)
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I personally deliver one to you. But for absolutely no reason at all, we suddenly find ourselves in a wrestling ring and I beat you over the head with it to a huge pop from the crowd. You fall down unconscious on the mat where I pin you down for the 1 2 3 and become the first undisputed nerdcore champion of the world.
I wish I had a dog and could work at home so the poor thing doesn't get lonely.
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Granted. Your job at home is now to read and delete each and every spam mail delivered to the White House, one by one, and classify them whether they are of interest to the President or not. You will get paid 1$ for each 100 mail you processed. And the dog are not exactly domesticated...
I wish for a gigantic, extremely durable truck with a medieval cannon strapped on top so that I could terrorize the city.
A lot of ***** enlargements adds are gonna be of interest to the president if he's not giving me a raise any time soon! I also like their idea to give somebody who's never set foot on American soil a job in the white house. ^_^
My new dog is in that truck and it's equipped with an anything-that-isn't-alive vaporizer as a security measure. That basically means you can only go in there naked. Good luck with that non domesticated dog of mine.
I wish my dog would obey me.
Edit: wth, we can't even refer to the male genitalia without it being censored? That's not a swear word.
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granted, but the only thing he understands is "bite me"
i wish the current version of hegewars worked on 10.04
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Granted. But in order to run it needs a lot of libraries, about 500GB of them.
I wish for a piece of opal.
I give you a cursed piece of opal that causes nose hairs to grow 5 meters per second.
I wish you wouldn't zombify us.
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I zombified you. Sorry.
I wish to go trekking in Ireland.
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You got into a drunken bar fight with the natives and woke up the next morning in an alley with one less kidney to weigh you down.
I wish I had a life.
He's watching you . . .
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