The "Corrupt a wish" game

[zombifier25]

This is the Corrupt a Wish game, and you wish your wish is corrupted. The thread explodes as antimatter meets matter. G'day.
I wish for the Mythbusters.

[catlover2]

They show up and plant explosives in your house for some experiment that they're doing.


I wish for more kitties.

[HunterDX77M]

Granted. You run yourself into the poor house trying to feed them all.

I wish I had a smartphone.

[Lisiano]

Granted. But you get a very locked down android 1.6 phone that no one want's to develop for.

I wish I had new headphones.

[HunterDX77M]

Granted. The headphones were so nice, that you listened with them too often and lost your hearing by age 29.

I wish I had a better wish.

[chellrose]

You did. Unfortunately, you forgot what it was when a large 5-ton anvil came crashing down on your head, Looney Tunes style. You now have amnesia and think you are Santa Claus. You spend the rest of your days in an insane asylum at the North Pole, trying to convince the docs there to build your toys.

I wish I had access to the temperature and climate controls for the planet.

[Lisiano]

Granted. Sadly they only offer extremes as in scorching hot and freezing cold.

I wish WiFi had an even bigger radius.

[HunterDX77M]

Granted. The WiFi was in range of a super-hacker that changes the password to your network. You have no WiFi at home now.

I wish I had teleportation abilities.

[zombifier25]

Granted! Want to know how it work? I'll show you what it is capable of!
* Hunter is teleported to the sun.

I wish for an indestructible hammer.

[pqwoerituytrueiwoq]

granted, you receive a indestructible hammer, sadly the packaging is indestructible, you waste a week trying to open it and get nowhere also the hammer is insanely heavy not that it matters

i wish i had psychic powers
wow i spelled psychic right 1st try (if not for all those years i spent playing pkm games i never would have been able to do that)