The "Corrupt a wish" game

[farrinux]

Since the universe started with a "Big Bang" so does your man page! OOOO smoking good look there Zombi!

I wish for a rootbeer float.

[catlover2]

You get a root beer float large enough for you to sail on. Then sharks attack your boat, and it doesn't float so well after that.


I wish for a common-sense gun.

[Lisiano]

Granted. Sadly it only works on you.

I wish I could wish.

[pqwoerituytrueiwoq]

granted, you gain the ability to wish but nothing will be granted

i wish i know which anime your avatar was from

[Lisiano]

Granted, but you will only know it in Russian: Госпожа Волк и семеро друзей (Gospozha Volk i semero druzej)

I wish I could divide by zero.

[IWantFroyo]

You technically can. You just always get infinity.

By the way, I speak Russian.

Ты из России? Мой родители пришли оттуда. Мой брат живет в Москве.

I wish that my Russian spelling was better and I didn't have to keep double checking it.

[Lisiano]

Granted, but your English got worse.
(Не из России, из Эстонии. Мама из России, папа из Эстонии/Not from Russia, from Estonia. Mom is from Russia, dad is from Estonia)

I wish I could bend reality to my will.

[IWantFroyo]

You can, but then you screw up and spend all your time trying to keep the world going.

I wish that learning the kanji wasn't so hard.

[Metallion]

From now on you are only allowed to learn and use these kanji: 下痢。

I wish I was a dinosaur.

[catlover2]

Granted. Some idiot panics and shoots you on sight.


I wish for 42.