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Thread: The "Corrupt a wish" game

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted; your headache is gone. Now every other part of your body is racked with excruciating pain.

    I wish for a huge roll of baling wire.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    granted, a 150 ton roll of baling wire
    where is it you ask?
    it is rolling down that hill behind you at a very high speed comming this way

    i wish they would quit removing features with every new release in ubuntu at add new ones instead
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    They add the manure shooter from several pages ago in this thread. Which each consecutive release, it gains a new way to find and target you.

    I wish for a giant crossbow on my roof that can shoot me anywhere I want and the ability to always land on my feet.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    granted, even gets homing arrows but you sadly fall for the oldest trick in the book that applies to homing weapons (you know what it is) and you stumble off the roof and land on Your feet but your legs break from the impact

    edit: forgot my wish
    i wish for a plate of fried shrimp with unlimited free refills
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted. The plate keeps on filling up as you eat, and even when you (and everyone else) are full, the plate still fills up. Look what you've done, we'll now all suffer a tasty, crunchy death as the Earth is drowned under fried shrimps!
    (if that didn't kill us, then obesity will)

    I wish I could win I Wanna Be The Guy (the universe's hardest game) in Impossible difficulty.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted. You now have multiple personality disorder.
    I wish for the ability to cook automatically, without the needs for special focus.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted. You become a terrible cook.

    I wish for unlimited wishes.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Quote Originally Posted by pqwoerituytrueiwoq View Post
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    Rats. I figured there must be a loophole. Learn something new every other post...
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    Granted. You may make as many wishes as you like. Unfortunately, they will all be ignored.

    I wish for a long weekend.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted. Saturday and Sunday now last 2400hrs each. As a result, one side of the Earth is burned to a crisp, while the other enters a new Ice Age.

    I wish for an Ubuntu-powered house.
    Last edited by zombifier25; May 4th, 2012 at 02:25 PM. Reason: Twist it to the max!

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    granted and it all goes wonderfully for 4 years then you have to upgrade then it takes 10 min to open the door and the microwave cools instead of heats and the fridge heats instead of cools, and that is not the worst part the TV is stuck on the IE9 commercial and it will not turn off

    i wish for this wish to not be granted
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