The "Corrupt a wish" game

[pqwoerituytrueiwoq]

granted they shall be removed in 100 years

i wish DRM would die

[|{urse]

Darnit ninja'd. DRM does die but rises from the grave as a zombie etc. etc. <see below>

They are, including your bellybutton which puts your whole birth as a human into question. Someone mentions immaculate conception, someone else crucifies you, you come back from the grave to feast on the flesh of the living but are taken out by the nearest survivor who remarks that it was odd that that zombie had no bellybutton.

I wish for a linux native version of autoit

[pqwoerituytrueiwoq]

granted you receive xdotool but you have to write scripts form scratch

i wish for a native linux version of notepad++ with no need for wine

[|{urse]

<offtopic>Haha, I've wished for that repeatedly too.</offtopic>

A version is finally released but 3 hours later wetware that directly translates thought to words is developed in China so you do all your coding with your eyes closed now anyways.

I wish life were truly unpredictable.

[chellrose]

Now all of life is truly unpredictable, and that includes the result of your wish. So, granted (or maybe not granted, in which case life remains predictable...) You have caused an unresolvable paradox and are now BANNED not only from the forums but from the universe as we know it.

I wish for a fully operational, non-malfunctioning space rocket.

[pqwoerituytrueiwoq]

granted but to your disappointment it is the size of a model spaceship (specifically 3ft tall/long depending on how you look at it)

i wish for a Rosewill RC-400-LX cause i think my onboard lan is going to fail, cause sometimes i have to cut the power to the system for a few seconds to get it to function it just happened again and it did not come on the 1st try

[zombifier25]

Granted. Here is your brand new card. We guarantee that it will not grow an arm and stab you in the face like that USB drive, we promise!!!
we lied.

I wish Wine can run ALL Windows app perfectly.

[pqwoerituytrueiwoq]

granted but, you have to buy a MS license key for every version on windows wine can simulate it also now uses 72gb of disk space

i wish all windows apps had a open source native linux version

[LillyDragon]

Granted, but none of them are provided with debian packages or a list of dependencies!

I wish I had color-changing walls!

[chellrose]

Granted. You now have six color-changing walls, each of which change to a new color every n seconds (where n is a random integer between 1 and 60).

Enjoy them, because that is all you have... no windows, no doors, no food, no computer, etc. ...Did I mention that you are inside the cube formed by those 6 walls?


I wish for a superhero power.