The "Corrupt a wish" game

[CoDeHacKer]

May you always find Honesty and return honesty.

Mens regnum bona possidet.

I wish I could find a boot loader that would install and work
with UEFI BIOS by just sticking it in the CD Drive and letting
it run.

[OpenSourceRules]

Granted. Guess what? It not only installs automatically, it also runs automatically and no mouse and keyboard actions will work.
I wish for immunity against physical attacks.

[zombifier25]

Granted. But your defense against mental attacks is drastically lowered in order to balance your body. Within a day you commit suicide because of all those insults (of course you can't die, so you desperately beg the Reaper to take you to Hell).

I wish for the Iron Man suit.

[farrinux]

You climb into the suit and takeoff, The suit soon realizes that you are not "A millionaire genius playboy" and opens the bomb hatch a 30.000 feet. You drop like a "Boeing Bomb".

Wish I had a trampoline big enough for that Boeing Bomb to land on!

[|{urse]

You do, a boeing bomb does indeed land on it but shatters on impact and send fragments of "blue potty ice" flying everywhere, you are counted among the casualties.

I wish I had a pizza.

[Ubun2to]

Granted, but they put blood on it instead of tomato sauce, and ran out of dough, so they used paper.

I wish 12.04 wasn't so buggy.

[|{urse]

You fall asleep for 6 months and suddenly it isn't.

I wish I could sleep uninterrupted for 8 hours, just once.

[chellrose]

Granted. You sleep uninterrupted for 8 hours, just once. You never sleep again.

I wish to have as much energy as a small child.

[codingman]

Granted. only the genie was a fool and thought you wanted to BE an actual small child, so now you can't reach your computer desk,can't go to work and can't cook!

I wish for this thread to be killed.

[zombifier25]

Granted, along with anyone in it (including you)

I wish this thread was revived.