The "Corrupt a wish" game

[Metallion]

You go home, brush your teeth, put on your sky blue pyjamas with white stars and moons on them and matching hat. You get in bed, yawn and are just about to turn off the lights when a huge black hole opens in your ceiling, and a couple dozen beautiful naked willing women fall out. The wish has already been granted though, and thus you have to completely ignore them and sleep. The next morning they have all disappeared and their military boxing champion husbands are standing in line at your door, all of them completely oblivious to the fact that you ignored their wives and slept.

I wish for 2 tickets for a week in Hong Kong everything included.

[farrinux]

These are frugal times, but your wish is granted. You may check in at the "Leaking Junk Floating Hotel". The room comes complete with 3 foot of water. You have top notch seating at the "Soggy Shrimp and Sushi Hut" In fact it will be a very quiet dining experince. Suffice it to say that in your one week stay you see more of the underside of Hong Kong than the undersiders. Last but not least you get shanghaied on your last day! Enjoy!


I wish for a choclate malt with extra malt.

[zombifier25]

Granted. In fact, I'm not even going to corrupt this wish. I'm being a nice genie today.
* 50 tons of malt pours on farrinux's head, crushing him.

I wish I could control nature.

[IWantFroyo]

Stop using the WYSIWYG interface and use the plain text box instead. Of course, you'll have to type out your BBcode manually.

I do use the plain text box. That's why I was confused when it went bold without any [b] tags.

Back OT

You can control nature. It's called a lawn mower.

I wish that I couldn't get sick.

[lilmagnus]

Have a bowl of chicken soup to get over that cold.

I wish I could have a cold fish head with a turnip and a spork!

[chellrose]

You get all of the above. However, the cold fish head is attached to a live fish -- a piranha, to be exact, and he's not too happy about that threatening spork. He bites your head off.

I wish for 48 hours in one day.

[mccartyj]

With your circadian rhythm unrecoverable, you die a horrible, sleep deprived death.

I wish for a cure.

[xtjacob]

A cure to what? Since you did not specify, a cure to all cures was created, and everyone was required to take it. Disease broke out everywhere killing all of humanity.

I wish I could fly.

[|{urse]

You learn to fly, but the feeling of gravitational entrapment returns as soon as you realize you can't breathe in space.

I wish I had remembered to post a wish.

[xtjacob]

You forgot to post a wish.