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Thread: The "Corrupt a wish" game

  1. #1211
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    He decides to show you and breaks your face right open with an elbow to the head.

    I wish I found Southpark funny.

  2. #1212
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You suddenly find it funny, but now nothing else seems funny to you.

    I wish Microsoft's headquarters were burned to the ground.
    Say no to Microsoft. Say yes to open source.

  3. #1213
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Due to their original location burning down from an act of arson Microsoft is forced to relocate right next door to you.

    I wish life was easy.

  4. #1214
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Life becomes easy. Easier in fact than falling off a log. Falling off a log, however, then becomes rocket surgery to you and since that is now your soul purpose for existing, well you figure it out.

    I wish for a Vanilla Malt.

  5. #1215
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    I just dropped one in the toilet. You can have it.

    I wish for a cow manure catapult to be installed on my window. One that can only shoot outwards and is aimed at the busy street below.
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  6. #1216
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    It only shoots as you are walking past your own house.


    I wish for fish.
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    If all else fails, read the instructions.

  7. #1217
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    I fix my catapult to shoot when I want it to. Then I send you a coupon for that sushi place outside my house.

    I wish to take care of catlover2's cat for a day.
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  8. #1218
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You get your wish, but the cat recently had claw upgrades to adamantium. Can you say metal shredder!

    I wish for..........Hmmmmmmmmm a bone for ma dogs!

  9. #1219
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Quote Originally Posted by farrinux View Post
    You get your wish, but the cat recently had claw upgrades to adamantium. Can you say metal shredder!


    I wish for..........Hmmmmmmmmm a bone for ma dogs!
    No problem. Catlover2's cat will gladly use its claw upgrade to remove one from your body.

    I wish for a boxing match against the grim reaper... and to knock him out in the 7th round.
    Full time open source software developer. Projects:
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  10. #1220
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted. But Sweet Tooth challenges you to a match next. Sweet Tooth makes the Grim Reaper looks like an innocent sheep grazing on peaceful grass, so good luck with thar.

    I wish for a death note (with my name NOT written on it)

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