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Thread: The "Corrupt a wish" game

  1. #1171
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    It has 5 386 cores that are overclocked to 6 GHz each. There's no way to bring them back to their own clock speed and in order to leave the room you are currently in - the one with the spiked ceiling slowly coming down on you - you have to switch your computer on.

    I wish I had my own transporter like those in Star Trek.
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  2. #1172
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted! It's still in alpha state, so if it transports you to a black hole (which happens 99.9999% of the time. The remain 0.0001% will take you to the Sun instead) then don't blame me.

    I wish for a ice cream sandwich.

  3. #1173
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You get a galaxy nexus running Android 4.0 (Ice cream sandwich). However, 2 things happen. First, the phone melts and then evaporates. Then, Google bans your computer from going to Google.com, because Google hates Linux.

    I wish Microsoft boiled away.
    Say no to Microsoft. Say yes to open source.

  4. #1174
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    They get a big pot in the office and boil water until it's all boiled away. Then they get back to work.

    I wish for a slider that controls the temperature of the sun.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Quote Originally Posted by LinuxFan999 View Post
    because Google hates Linux.
    ???

    Granted. But the slider is set to OVER 90000000000000000000000000000000000 degrees by default, so the entire planet is burnt down before you can even move a single molecule in your finger to adjust the slider.

    I wish Firefox and Thunderbird were my pets. Very loyal pets.

  6. #1176
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Yes and in a training accident firefox burns you to ash and thunderbird spreads your ashes across the four corners of the planet! It is flat you know. lol

    I wish for some of those delicious golden brown Cheddars onion rings.
    Last edited by farrinux; April 6th, 2012 at 01:17 PM.

  7. #1177
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Instead, you get an actual size plastic replica, and a complimentary actual size plastic replica of a bottle of soda.

    I wish i had the last place trophy

  8. #1178
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You get a cheap plastic trophy, and the game continues without you.

    I wish Microsoft lost control of the world.
    Say no to Microsoft. Say yes to open source.

  9. #1179
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    It crashes like an airplane with out a pilot.


    I wish for some TDR3 (triple data rate) RAM.
    AMD Athlon II x4 640 - ASUS M4A88T-V EVO/USB3 - 12GB RAM - XFX ATI Radeon HD 5670 1GB w/21.5" Monitor - Assorted HDDs - Mushkin Enhanced Chronos 120Gb SSD - [ArchLinux - Windows 7 - Mac OS X 10.6.8]
    If all else fails, read the instructions.

  10. #1180
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    * By the magic of modern science you get a genetically engineered mountain goat that can think 3 times faster than his friends. BHAAAAAAA!*

    I wish for a pool size peanut butter cup.

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