The "Corrupt a wish" game

[Metallion]

Sure. Just give me some time alone with your hard drive.

I wish for oolong tea.

[jroa]

You receive more oolong for too long and now you can not fit anything in your refrigerator because of the tea.

I wish I had a soul.

[shymega]

Too late: I have your soul.

I wish that robsoles would stop wishing to be a fish. You're making me hungry!

[Metallion]

He instead starts wishing to be a serving of the finest sushi in the world.

I wish happiness upon TPBM.

[shymega]

Well I don't.

I wish that I could wish for a wish.

[zombifier25]

You already are capable of making a wish, so wishing for that will cancel your current ability, render you unable to make a wish!

I wish for Omega.

[farrinux]

Sorry I am the Alpha and the Omega, no wish for you.

I wish for a fuzzy navel.

[Metallion]

A very beautiful woman with a strangely fuzzy navel moves into your house. The problem is that she also brings in a huge man eating dog. It behaves all nicely when she's around but viciously tries to bite you to death whenever she's out. You try your very best to unmask the monster to the masses but everyone just melts inside when seeing the vile animal's puppy face. Nobody ever believes you.

I wish I was able to swim beneath the sea like a fish.

[Harry.k]

You can. Too bad you cant breath underwater like a fish. You can also drown beneath a lake like my last cellphone.

I wish i had my galaxy note, the way it was before i dropped it in a lake

[zombifier25]

Granted! You now have a note which is in the middle of a galaxy. Good luck getting it.

I wish Steve Jobs was revived and turned into a zombie.