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Thread: The "Corrupt a wish" game

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You get another supercharged 6.2 liter hemi, with eight fractured connecting rods protruding from the block.

    I wish a massive slimy green monster would vomit salamanders on my desk.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    A massive slimy green monster comes and vomits a bunch of newts on your desk. So close but so far...


    I wish for a more thorough way of hiding text than making it white or simply not writing it.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    I mail you a can of white paint and the exact coordinates of everybody's monitor. Except for mine. Don't paint my monitor.

    I wish to know the air velocity of an unladen swallow.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Well, I ain't telling.


    I wish for this wish to be corrupted.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Well I corrupt it but I corrupt it in a way that ends you up with your mouth sewn shut just when you were about to eat another trophy.

    I wish I could magically make a single strand hair appear in people's mouths that they'll always have a hard time to get out.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Good luck getting that hair out of your mouth (since you use the word "people") AND surviving the angry mob going after you.

    I wish I'm a nightmaren.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    This wish gets handled by bumbling genie #1 "POOOF" you have become a nightmare!

    I wish for an increase in my salary!

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    The hot new lady manager walks into your room and you get a 'raise'. Unfortunately, she sees it and fires you.
    I wish i had an alienware

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted! But the aliens are not really happy about it...

    I wish for a monocle.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Sorry, Colonel Klink would not depart with his.

    I wish the next user was a bannana.

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