The "Corrupt a wish" game

[Harry.k]

Its fixed onto your spine with thumb tacks.
I wish i had a few million beans

[GraeW]

you get exactly 3,141,526 beans... but have no coffee grinder or roaster.

I wish I had more coffee to drink..

[farrinux]

*you have all the beans you desire, but no water to make coffee and no fire to roast beans.
I wish I had a triple chocolate mocca.

[Harry.k]

Granted. *gulp. . Gulp . . . Gulp*
did you ask what the white, salty and creamy topping was? Lets just call that organic djini juice.
I wish compy was a teenage mutant trophy eater.

[zombifier25]

Granted! But the TMTE symptom happens to be a disease... New movie TrophyeaterLand?
I wish for Stephen Hawking.

[farrinux]

Ol Stephen is just too booked up for an incidental visit. Instead he sends his dear friend Penelope Pitstop.
I wish Stephen Hawking would figure out the WARP theory!

[Harry.k]

He already did. Play super mario bros, and reach the warp zone.
I wish i had no armpit hair

[farrinux]

POOF! Your arms fall off! Now you have just pit hair.

I wish for a triple bannana, hot fudge, peanut omlet

[Metallion]

No problem. I'll make one for you right now. I'll even present you with a contract transferring ownership of it to you. Unfortunately for you, though, the contract contains a clause saying that I retain any and all rights to eat it.

I wish I was a famous Minecraft Let's Player.

[farrinux]

Ah yes you are famous in your own "Mindcraft"!

I wish I had another supercharged 6.2 liter hemi.