The "Corrupt a wish" game

[robsoles]

You discover http://flurdy.com/docs/postfix/ and realise that there are probably ways of doing this between sendmail & the apache webserver & some or other POP3/IMAP server. You also discover that stuff like MailEnable (for Windows) has webmail capabilities.


<snip>-soz. shouldn't have posted that.

[Lokireloaded]

Granted, but you end up becoming conjoined with said person,

I wish that I had all the money in the world!

[LinuxFan999]

You get every cent of the money in the world, but the economy goes down the drain.

I wish I had an Intel Ivy Bridge CPU.

[Lokireloaded]

granted but it only runs at 1hz.

I wish I could have a sandwich without going downstairs to make it,

[Metallion]

You make a sandwich out of the stuff on your desk right now and shake your keyboard upside down to provide topping.

I wish robsoles was an elephant.

[IWantFroyo]

Granted. He now has nothing to do but troll here, and it becomes even harder to best him in the CCGs.

I wish for fish.

You make a sandwich out of the stuff on your desk right now and shake your keyboard upside down to provide topping.

*almost vomits*

[bedpotato]

You are granted your fish, but they're inhabited by alien parasites.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencete...es-mouths.html


I wish there were a kinder version of this game, where people were actually granted the things they wished for.

[GraeW]

There is now a kinder version of make a wish, but every wish must be hand delivered by you, on a bicycle with a flat tire.

I wish magick was real

[LinuxFan999]

There is now a kinder version of make a wish, but every wish must be hand delivered by you, on a bicycle with a flat tire.

I wish magick was real

You misspelled magic, so that never happens.

I wish Adobe Flash died a horrible death.

[CompyTheInsane]

On Windows/Mac, Microsoft Silverlight takes over. On Linux, Moonlight (Silverlight implementation) takes over.

I wish for kitties.