The "Corrupt a wish" game

[matbluvenger]

Deal but now everybody hates Leia in the metal bikini.

I wish George Lucas would stop changing those things already.

[GraeW]

George stops changing the Star Wars movies and pulls out THX-1138 and American Graffitti to run through his special effects systems, re-releasing them in alternating years for the next 2 decades.

I wish I could get out of this dead-end job and back into the studio

[Lokireloaded]

Done, but you end up working in a studio that shoots gay porn.

I wish I had a job.

[LinuxFan999]

You get a job, but they give you a PC with a 800 megahertz Pentium III, 512 megabytes of RAM, a 40 Gigabyte hard drive, a very old video card, and Windows Vista.

I wish I had a 2 Terabyte Western Digital Caviar Black Hard drive.

[Lokireloaded]

Granted, but the largest partition you are allowed to create is 1024bytes.

I wish I had a cup of tea.

(ps. Vista would have been enough of a punishment.)

[robsoles]

Granted. One cup of tea, 12 sugars, 6 month old curdled milk and used tea leaves were used to make it and you will be hung drawn and quartered if you don't drink it before you leave the table


I wish for my dish to not run away with my spoon

[Lokireloaded]

Granted, but instead of running away with the spoon, it runs at terminal velocity into your face. It is at this point that you regret owning metal dishes.

I wish I could think of something witty to wish for.

[pricetech]

You think of the most witty thing you've ever thought of in your life, but nobody understands it but you.

I wish robsoles was a boulder.

[LinuxFan999]

He becomes a boulder, then runs into you.

I wish Yahoo never existed.

[IWantFroyo]

Google is never pressured into making Gmail better, and you are forced to use Hotmail.

I wish I could find a viable alternative to Gmail/Yahoo! Mail/Hotmail/Live that I could access without a local client.