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Thread: The "Corrupt a wish" game

  1. #1011
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Deal but now everybody hates Leia in the metal bikini.

    I wish George Lucas would stop changing those things already.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    George stops changing the Star Wars movies and pulls out THX-1138 and American Graffitti to run through his special effects systems, re-releasing them in alternating years for the next 2 decades.

    I wish I could get out of this dead-end job and back into the studio
    ..by the twitching of my fingers
    something pithy here will linger..

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Done, but you end up working in a studio that shoots gay porn.

    I wish I had a job.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You get a job, but they give you a PC with a 800 megahertz Pentium III, 512 megabytes of RAM, a 40 Gigabyte hard drive, a very old video card, and Windows Vista.

    I wish I had a 2 Terabyte Western Digital Caviar Black Hard drive.
    Say no to Microsoft. Say yes to open source.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted, but the largest partition you are allowed to create is 1024bytes.

    I wish I had a cup of tea.

    (ps. Vista would have been enough of a punishment.)

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted. One cup of tea, 12 sugars, 6 month old curdled milk and used tea leaves were used to make it and you will be hung drawn and quartered if you don't drink it before you leave the table


    I wish for my dish to not run away with my spoon
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    I don't play Duke Nukem Forever so much, anymore. I am robsoles everywhere I go.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted, but instead of running away with the spoon, it runs at terminal velocity into your face. It is at this point that you regret owning metal dishes.

    I wish I could think of something witty to wish for.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You think of the most witty thing you've ever thought of in your life, but nobody understands it but you.

    I wish robsoles was a boulder.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    He becomes a boulder, then runs into you.

    I wish Yahoo never existed.
    Say no to Microsoft. Say yes to open source.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Google is never pressured into making Gmail better, and you are forced to use Hotmail.

    I wish I could find a viable alternative to Gmail/Yahoo! Mail/Hotmail/Live that I could access without a local client.

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