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Thread: The "Corrupt a wish" game

  1. #1001
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You post your OS wish to find that making the post crashed UF's webserver. Way to go.

    I wish to make more room for spaghetti.
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  2. #1002
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You now have more room for spaghetti, but a recent world-wide shortage in tomatoes and spider anti-venom means your forced to buy the unrealistically spicier brands.

    I wish every break of flatulence I released had explosive consequences.

  3. #1003
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You now cannot land a new job, as all potential employers are afraid of you.

    I wish that I had more free time.

  4. #1004
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You are put into solitary confinement in a maximum security prison and now have 24 hours a day all to yourself.

    I wish I didn't have so much free time.

  5. #1005
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Likewise we put you in a concentration camp where they still make number plates for 18 hours of everyday. Yep, Ball & Chain, big ugly gaurd with a whip and just barely porridge for each meal - enjoy.

    I wish for a balanced amount of work and free time
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  6. #1006
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You are put in the isolation cell for half the day and in the concentration camp the other half.

    I wish fish could swim through the air.
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  7. #1007
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted but while you are swimming you are surrounded by the inexorable stench of stale cheese.

    I wish I could sleep more!

  8. #1008
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Well you're in luck because due to a gas leak you are in a coma.

    I wish it would snow more.

  9. #1009
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Dude, it's snowing so much in Tokyo today that it's not even funny. I teleport you over here but you pop up in the middle of a yakuza meeting.

    I wish for an episode of Star Trek.
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  10. #1010
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    granted but every charachter is jarjar binks

    I wish people didnt hate jar jar as much as they did,

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