You post your OS wish to find that making the post crashed UF's webserver. Way to go.
I wish to make more room for spaghetti.
You now have more room for spaghetti, but a recent world-wide shortage in tomatoes and spider anti-venom means your forced to buy the unrealistically spicier brands.
I wish every break of flatulence I released had explosive consequences.
You now cannot land a new job, as all potential employers are afraid of you.
I wish that I had more free time.
You are put into solitary confinement in a maximum security prison and now have 24 hours a day all to yourself.
I wish I didn't have so much free time.
Likewise we put you in a concentration camp where they still make number plates for 18 hours of everyday. Yep, Ball & Chain, big ugly gaurd with a whip and just barely porridge for each meal - enjoy.
I wish for a balanced amount of work and free time
You are put in the isolation cell for half the day and in the concentration camp the other half.
I wish fish could swim through the air.
Granted but while you are swimming you are surrounded by the inexorable stench of stale cheese.
I wish I could sleep more!
Well you're in luck because due to a gas leak you are in a coma.
I wish it would snow more.
Dude, it's snowing so much in Tokyo today that it's not even funny. I teleport you over here but you pop up in the middle of a yakuza meeting.
I wish for an episode of Star Trek.
granted but every charachter is jarjar binks
I wish people didnt hate jar jar as much as they did,