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    Re: Funny TCP Joke

    HAHAHHAHAHHAHA, I don't get it...
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    Re: Funny TCP Joke

    eh, not that funny. How about this?
    It doesn't matter whether your TCP/IP stack was coded in malbolge by Russian monks and only runs on RISC OS, if it supports the standard it won't cause any problems for anybody.
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    HAHAHHAHAHHAHA, I don't get it...?
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    Re: Funny TCP Joke

    Quote Originally Posted by cgroza View Post
    HAHAHHAHAHHAHA, I don't get it...
    I believe it has to do with how a TCP connection is set up.

    IIRC, a TCP connection is set up like this:
    First a packet requesting the connection is sent (by computer A in this example).
    Computer B receives A's packet and sends a packet acknowledging the request.
    Computer A receives the packet from computer B and considers the connection established. Computer A sends a packet acknowledging the acknowledged request.
    Computer B gets A's packet and considers the connection established.

    After this, there more packets with the actual connection data, and each one is responded to with a 'got it' message.
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    Re: Funny TCP Joke

    Quote Originally Posted by cgroza View Post
    HAHAHHAHAHHAHA, I don't get it...?
    saw it in a ./ discussion about standards compliance. Malbolge is this programming language designed to be satanically hard to write, this is hello word:
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     ('&%:9]!~}|z2Vxwv-,POqponl$Hjig%eB@@>}=<M:9wv6WsU2T|nm-,jcL(I&%$#"`CB]V?Tx<uVtT`Rpo3NlF.Jh++FdbCBA@?]!~|4XzyTT43Qsqq(Lnmkj"Fhg${z@>
    . RISC OS is an obscure ARM operating system.
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    3-way handshake, lol.
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    Re: Funny TCP Joke

    Good luck getting a TCP stack coded in Malbolge to support any kind of standard.

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    Re: Funny TCP Joke

    TCP in Sovietic Russia:
    Host_A -----------RAW_DATA---------> Host_B

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    Re: Funny TCP Joke

    Quote Originally Posted by NMFTM View Post
    3-way handshake, lol.
    i'm glad some people got it...

    i guess i shouldn't assume everyone has a computer science background here, my bad!

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