How can I completely disable my touchpad?
Or, even any fancysmancy ways to toggle with a command, or on mouse detection. I've found instructions online, but nothing more recent than 2008 and they all involve a lot of x.org tinkering. (And x.org has had some major overhauls in the last year, right?)
PS This applies to Karmic - does this look applicable to Lucid as well?