After eighteen months with Ubuntu, the now revealed profound insincerity of the project means I am requesting that my account be locked or my password is changed.
I have three recently delivered copies of the Ubuntu 10.04 LTS official Canonical CD to send to the first three people in the United Kingdom to pm me, I will pay the postage. Being a stickler for ethics (see Wikipedia) I can't just throw them away.
Good luck one and all!
If this becomes yet another sinisterly censored posting, please at least delete or shut down the account any way you can.