Most Useless Program Competition

[JamezQ]

<script type="javascript>
alert("Please close this button");
alert("Thanks for closing the previous button");
</script>

[WitchCraft]

#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>


int main() 
{
    printf("Error: Keyboard not found. Press F1 to continue");
    getch();
    return EXIT_SUCCESS;
}