Write a one-sentence story about the avatar above you

[maybeway36]

In this game, you will create a very short story in one sentence about the avatar of the above poster.
Rules:
1. If you do not have an avatar, you must (in addition to your one-sentence story) put an image at the bottom of your post no bigger than 128x128 for people to describe.
2. If the person above you does not have an avatar and did not post an image, ignore them and describe the last avatar/picture posted.
3. You must use one sentence, but it can be as long as you want.

[Austin25]

Yours is a weird racoon.

[MooPi]

The earth man lives with potatoes or is a potato living with other potatoes, regardless I don't know and am fearful of potato gatherings in the fall of the year or the spring , whatever. (Not a yak but a kyloe, or Highland cattle)

[Austin25]

The powerful yak was running, when he realized he could not see because of the hair in his eyes, ran into a tree, and knocked down enough fruit to feed himself for a year.

[maybeway36]

Before the sack could be modified and used as a robe, the potatoes had to be removed; however, one man stepped up to do it, partially because he wanted to eat the potatoes and partly because he liked run-on sentences and semicolons.

[uberlube]

After injecting the caffeine directly into his veins, he was g2g.....sorta.

[COMECON]

"I just made a graphiti with a character, but some bad guys stole it!"
Based in real facts

[redbikemaster]

"This pack of cigarettes seems legit"

[Metallion]

But not quite as legit as the colour red.

[CompyTheInsane]

The Japanese superhero character is here!