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    Re: Write a one-sentence story about the avatar above you

    But, alas, one bag of potatoes shall not last indefinitely in my grasp, hence it is locked behind the plastic on my screen so it shall last forever while I starve.
    "Meddle not with roos; thou art crunchy and grasshopper-like" ※The SABRFL※

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    Re: Write a one-sentence story about the avatar above you

    As the spell took effect, Tux could feel himself shrinking and hardening until he was nothing but a plastic lego toy.

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    Re: Write a one-sentence story about the avatar above you

    I had, in fact, written a script called multicd; this caused me to compare Linux distributions to potatoes and my script to a large sack in which to put them.

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    Re: Write a one-sentence story about the avatar above you

    The immediate consensus of the room was that it was a racoon, but alas No, it was obviously a burglarising fennec fox
    Last edited by beegary; March 29th, 2010 at 09:32 PM.

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    Re: Write a one-sentence story about the avatar above you

    And after the World Cup, David Beckham decided to retire to the Antarctic.
    My calendar is confused
    At the beginning it has M and T for Monday and Tuesday
    At the end it has 2 S' for Saturday and Sunday
    In the middle; WTF?

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    Re: Write a one-sentence story about the avatar above you

    Wait... are you saying that the webcam is behind me?

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    Re: Write a one-sentence story about the avatar above you

    And the sack of potatoes spoke, for it was not in reality a sack of potatoes at all but a powerful wizard who had taken potato sack form.

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    Re: Write a one-sentence story about the avatar above you

    The magic lizard stands in the shadows waiting to eat a potato.
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    Re: Write a one-sentence story about the avatar above you

    The black dragon said, "quit being racist."
    edit: wrong one
    At last, the snoper had him in his sights, when everything turned blue.

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    Re: Write a one-sentence story about the avatar above you

    The Irish farmer stared at the bag of potatoes in awe.

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