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Thread: Random Story (Linux vs. Mac vs. Windows vs. IBM vs. Dell vs. Novell)

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    Re: Random Story (Linux vs. Mac vs. Windows vs. IBM vs. Dell vs. Novell)

    they hung up a bunch of posters of Tux in their offices and threw unbent paper clips at the posters. When Tux heard they were doing it, he ...
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  2. #12
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    Re: Random Story (Linux vs. Mac vs. Windows vs. IBM vs. Dell vs. Novell)

    Came over to Microsoft's headquarters and convinced everyone that Ubuntu was better than Windows. Then, the former Windows developers....
    I'm not a PC, I'm a human, and using Ubuntu was my idea.

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    Re: Random Story (Linux vs. Mac vs. Windows vs. IBM vs. Dell vs. Novell)

    ...all got jobs at Apple, because...

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    Re: Random Story (Linux vs. Mac vs. Windows vs. IBM vs. Dell vs. Novell)

    Tux convinced them that Microsoft is a fat piece of Humus. Once Bill found out about that, he ...
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    Re: Random Story (Linux vs. Mac vs. Windows vs. IBM vs. Dell vs. Novell)

    E-mailed himself to Tux, came out of the screen, and found Tux. Bill Gates found the source code for Linux in a drawer and ran off with it. Tux was confused bacause Linux was open-source, so he just got Linux's code online and printed it out. Bill Gates found a place to hide in Steve Jobs' house. When Jobs found him, he.....
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    Re: Random Story (Linux vs. Mac vs. Windows vs. IBM vs. Dell vs. Novell)

    told Spock to maroon Bill on Delta Veda where Bill ...
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