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    your lamest joke

    Let's get it rolling...

    you can't really do touch type on A touch screen Keyboard...

    When did all the environmental scientist break the the ice?
    When Globe warming come...
    Last edited by Ioky; January 28th, 2010 at 09:07 AM.

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    Re: your lamest joke

    ok a peanut walks into a bar and was assaulted hahaha

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    Re: your lamest joke

    What goes zzub the bee flying backwards

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    Re: your lamest joke

    A bicycle can't stand on its own because it's two-tired.
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    Re: your lamest joke

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    Q: Why do we ride bicycles?

    A: Because bicycles can't ride us!

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    Re: your lamest joke

    2 guys walk into a bar, the third 1 ducks...

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    Re: your lamest joke

    Q. What do you call a 3-legged donkey
    A. A wonky

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    Re: your lamest joke

    what goes on and on, and has an 'I' in the middle?

    an onion.
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    Re: your lamest joke

    What did the fish say after swimming into a concrete wall?

    Dam.

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