The story of Tux 2

[teward]

then, realizing that he had infinite power, Tux destroyed everything nearby. Then, Tux...

[felious_fadger]

then he remembered he had delusions of grandeur, and found that zombie jobs had bitten a hole in his wing.

[teward]

then Tux dies. the end.

[offtopic] unless of course we bring him back as a zombie then we have someone with god-like powers come by and unzombify him, thus bringing him back to life [/offtopic]

[sqrooup]

But then Gandalf appeared, and gave Tux a new life, "you are now Tux the White" said Gandalf, "you still have a job to do!". With that Gandalf vanished....

[felious_fadger]

....into zombie jobs stomach, as he devoured gandalf whole.

[Megrimn]

Tux the White then Sparta-kicked Z-Jobs into a bottomless pit filled with error windows. Not soon after, a munchkin came and tugged on Tux the White's Robe of Supreme Awesomeness and asked a question. The question was:

[sqrooup]

.... unknown, the answer was 42! So Tux....

[teward]

knew the answer to everything, and went over to CERN to see the LHC. But the people at CERN used Windows, which enraged Tux. Thus, Tux...

[Megrimn]

...created a huge monster thing to eat them all up. The monster was 9 feet tall, with...

[Psychodox]

... 10 foot teeth, with the ability to kill all 'story' threads. So the monster...