The story of Tux 2

[PCaddicted]

"Hi,Tux."
Then they...

[mynameisnotbob]

were attacked by a rogue outbreak of the Flood.

[PCaddicted]

But survived and went to China,where there was no outbreak.There,they did...

[TenPlus1]

lines of coke which ...

[PCaddicted]

..drank too much coke.
Then, they took billions of match boxes and stood them on end in a long line that stretched from Lisbon(in Portugal) to Vladivostok(in Russia), as you can see in the screenshot.
Then, Tux toppled the first one(in Lisbon) and....

[harrisonk]

Lit the whole continent on fire, which was a problem, Tux then....

[scorpious]

started peeing on the file to try and put it out. Unfortunately he has eaten too much cheese and...

[ubuntu27]

...and Tux vomited and did #2.

After than, he returned to Microsoft headquarters to finally face the Sperminator, Bill gates, who is threatening the survival of humankind.

[harrisonk]

Tux did a double backflip which amazed the astounded William. He then went to the local Tim Horton's and got a hot chocolate and a doughnut.