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    Re: The story of Tux 2

    Killed this thread but...
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    Re: The story of Tux 2

    ....then, the great Tux appeared in my dream and said, "You must fulfill your destiny, my young warrior. Go revive the thread my pet monster killed, for you are the chosen one" So I came here, in this godforsaken thread, and now, I type these words, with the hope that this thread will grow and grow and grow, devouring all other threads in sight. My job here is done now, and as I leave, I see the great Tux appearing before me in person. Perhaps he wants to thank me, but oh no, what is this, his flippers are covered in blood. Great Jiminy Walabahoo, the penguin has killed the.....
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    Re: The story of Tux 2

    ...PRESIDENT! Now the world will descend in to complete chaos and I will have to...
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    Re: The story of Tux 2

    .... eat my shorts! But Tux saw on the ground ....
    My calendar is confused
    At the beginning it has M and T for Monday and Tuesday
    At the end it has 2 S' for Saturday and Sunday
    In the middle; WTF?

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    Re: The story of Tux 2

    ...some funny looking STEVE BALMMER T-SHIRTS!!! Then the Holy Grail of Tux decided to...
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    Re: The story of Tux 2

    ...play Portal. But it turns out that....

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    Re: The story of Tux 2

    ....Tux likes sidescrolling platformer games more, and so, he went to Italy to meet his mentor Mario the Moustached. While travelling through pipes there, Tux learnt....
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    Re: The story of Tux 2

    ...that drain-o still burns flesh after several days. His skin falling off, tux decides to...
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    Re: The story of Tux 2

    ... use post-it notes to re-apply his skin to his bones, but he notices...

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    Re: The story of Tux 2

    ... the secret source code for ******* 7 on them! He found out it contained ...
    My calendar is confused
    At the beginning it has M and T for Monday and Tuesday
    At the end it has 2 S' for Saturday and Sunday
    In the middle; WTF?

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