The story of Tux 2

[iponeverything]

The realization washed over is his brain like the cold stare of a leopard seal. Zombie bears from the second dimension had been tailing him for hours. "Think, think!," he squawked to himself as he waddled into the Starbucks. "The lemmings," he thought to himself, "yes, the lemmings." He had forgotten to turn off the power to his 105" plasma big-screen and a surge must have given the lemmings the extra chakra they needed for the zombie bear jutsu to work. "Venti double herring, mocha squid latte," slipped from his beak as his webbed foot nervously slapped the cold tile.

[jetsam]

He then began mentally composing a help wanted notification to paste to the local bulletin board. What he was in need of was organization, but he wasn't sure how to get it.

It seemed odd to even think about it that way... after all, who can organize the sand?

Nevertheless, he pulled out his trusty pen and began to compose a note that read as follows:

[iponeverything]

Needed:
Big Eraser

[takisan]

So thus Tux set off on an adventure to get the Source Code to IBM PC-DOS 7.0 and OS/2 Warp 4.

[iponeverything]

So that he could print it out on his dot matrix printer and wallpaper the inside of the shipping container that he would be living in the for next 3 months as he stowed away on a ship bound for

[jetsam]

Singapore, baby...

Singapore!

[takisan]

Which he had clearly never been to.

[jetsam]

But that's just why he wanted to go!

And with that, he polished his shoes without any shoe polish, and then got impatient and began pacing until...

...he remembered he needed vitamin c on long voyages, and forgot to bring any.

Meanwhile, back at...

[takisan]

The 可口可乐 factory, They were having a severe overstock of Pepsi. Tux saved the day by...

[sqrooup]

....drinking a can of Coke, which he....