..actually, the thread Tux used as dental floss was the "Are you a thread killer?" thread- one of the threads that had died thanks to PCaddicted. Tux then used this thread to...
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..actually, the thread Tux used as dental floss was the "Are you a thread killer?" thread- one of the threads that had died thanks to PCaddicted. Tux then used this thread to...
Last edited by PCaddicted; June 28th, 2011 at 09:35 AM.
A Carafe of Ubuntu
...Tie his ancient computer together, since it was falling apart. Then, Tux realized that his computer was 50 years old, so he went out to buy a new one, but he was astonished when he asked the saleswoman for help in choosing a basic model, and then the saleswoman showed him to a netbook with 256GB of RAM, a 3D video card with 8GB of memory, a 128TB solid-state drive, and...UBUNTU 40.04 LTS PREINSTALLED! The sad thing is that it was too good to be true. Because it was 40 years later, Tux didn't have enough money to buy it because of 40 years of inflation. In order to pay for the computer, he decided to...
I'm not a PC, I'm a human, and using Ubuntu was my idea.
Just Give Me the Beans!
start radnomly pickpocketing people on the streets. Sad to say, though, Tux decided that his plan wasn't the best, so he went and applied for a job at ...
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I Ubuntu, Therefore, I Am
the pizza parlor that took 40 years to serve him. He figured that with that kind of service he would have job security. That was not the case, however, because....Originally Posted by takisan
5 Cups of Ubuntu
Windows comes in and tries to destroy everything that has to do with Linux! All the other penguins in the parlor are destroyed by Windows, but then, Tux takes out a....
Just Give Me the Beans!
... Sonic Screwdriver (who knows, maybe he stole it from the 9th Doctor) and eventually figured out how to work it. Tux then ...
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Ubuntu Cappuccino Scuro
Called in the Daleks...
I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
Freedom is measured in Stallmans.
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Gee! These Aren't Roasted!
and proceeded to battle the Windows into the street. Then...
CPU: AMD FX 8120 8-Core Black Edition OC'd to 4.3GHz | Motherboard: Gigabyte GA-990FXA-UD3 | Graphics: Twin Radeon 7870's | Memory: 16GB G.SKILL Ripjaw Series DDR3 1600
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...he comes across Bill Gates and asks him how much is a license for Windows 7.
"Windows 7 is outdated", Gates answered. "The latest version is Windows 39. It's beta for now".
So Tux got in his BMW X60 and drove a few kilometres, until he saw a billboard saying:
He started feeling guilty for contributing to global warming. So he got out of his car and bought himself a bicycle. He cycled about 50km and then he saw a...SAVE THE EARTH!
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Just Give Me the Beans!
Bicyclist who had a gas engine on their bike. How dare they? Tux thought as he hopped back on his bike and started biking down New Michigan Avenue. Tux then. ...
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