The Ongoing story of Tux!

**johnboy1313** · November 4th, 2009

of Brett Favre...

**xuCGC002** · November 5th, 2009

...eating pie with zombie raptor jesus. Then, he wakes up only to find out...

**karimruan** · November 5th, 2009

That the zombie raptor jesus had been crucified on a giant stick of celery. Tux felt bad for him, but since he was now a zombie, he ...

**johnboy1313** · November 5th, 2009

realized that zombie raptor jesus was also a zombie and crucifixion would not kill him, for zombie raptor jesus was thrasing violently on his celery cross. Tux assisted zombie raptor jesus off his cross and then they both followed their thirst for blood and hunger for live flesh to...

**Megrimn** · November 5th, 2009

...somehow end up in Rome, Italy. Of course, the Pope doesn't like zombies, even if Jesus happens to be one. The Pope gets his emergency holy water supply and...

**johnboy1313** · November 5th, 2009

Drinks it, as zombie tux and zombie raptor jesus proceed to eat the popes brains. after eating the popes brain some jedi showed up why not, and........

**xuCGC002** · November 5th, 2009

...said "Millions are Good". Then he jabbed his lightsaber into his heart, and then died. After witnessing the bloody death, both ZRJ and Tux started to write emo poetry about how rich their parents are and how much their life sucks. After crying themselves silly, Tux says goodbye to ZRJ and goes on his way, leaving only his tracks behind, tracks that seem to go nowhere. The leaves turn, and all the sudden...

**Megrimn** · November 6th, 2009

...a mage pops out of the bushes and brings Tux back to the living. Tux thinks it was anti-climactic, so he makes the mage give him 3 wishes. His first wish is...