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Thread: The Ongoing story of Tux!

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    Re: The Ongoing story of Tux!

    ...get a tattoo...

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    Re: The Ongoing story of Tux!

    of a mastadon yeilding a flaming sword!!! hahaha!!! I think i will also go and consume a large amount of red meat because it is awesome manly and...

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    Re: The Ongoing story of Tux!

    "...will instantly give me a heart attack." Instantly after proclaiming that, he runs to the Miami Costco and consumes all of their red meat. After doing this, he comes down with a case of...
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    Re: The Ongoing story of Tux!

    ...Start peddling ubuntu liveCD's to people with no internet access, hack into microsoft's computer and netinstall debian on their machine, and then...
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    Re: The Ongoing story of Tux!

    ...dual-boots back into Windows, opens notepad and calculator at the same time, which inevitably crashes the computer. But the FBI is onto his antics, and they suddenly...

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    Re: The Ongoing story of Tux!

    ...catch him. They lock him in a government cage. But, Tux checks his pockets, and he finds...
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    Re: The Ongoing story of Tux!

    anti personnel fragmentation cluster-mines, which he promptly deploys creating a perimeter around his.......

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    Re: The Ongoing story of Tux!

    ... pear-shaped self. However, he was able to camoflauge said mines, so that when his captors came within 50 meters of his cell, they were instantly blown into many tiny bits. Tux was unhurt, however, because...

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    Re: The Ongoing story of Tux!

    he can not be harmed by frivolous weapons. He escapes the FBI holding cell and heads to...
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    Re: The Ongoing story of Tux!

    the bar, because being held by the fbi is stressful and Tux needs a good stiff drink. Once at the bar Tux pounds 7 shots of Jameson Irish Whisky and then stands up on the bar and declarers..

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