Re: Thank you Karmic Koala Testing and Discussion
"This was my first time!" he girlishly giggled. "They all said it would be the most wonderful experience of my life!" He burbled. He knew otherwise though. When it first went in, his box hurt like hell! And it was weeks before he could put anything else into it. Yet all of his friends talked about it like something you read online at those more sophisticated websites. Cooing and purring about how their first time was all full of warmth and love. He felt somehow older, and more experienced though. And perhaps he would try it again sometime. Just not now. For the time being, he wanted nothing more than a nice hot bath and a shave. Maybe in a few days he would again troll into the beta test area and see if anything struck his fancy. Another firm and sleek operating system for his laptop so soon after the last might get him a reputation. But he wasn't worried. There was a kind of thrill to it now!
You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it.