LMAO - Banned for making me laugh @ meowing and meowing and meowing ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!! (3-points for Compy)
LMAO - Banned for making me laugh @ meowing and meowing and meowing ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!! (3-points for Compy)
banned for not falling on the floor and laughing
Code:while [ true ]; do espeak meow;done
Laptop: ASUS A54C-NB91 (Storage: WD3200BEKT + MKNSSDCR60GB-DX); Desktop: Custom Build - Images included; rPi Server
Putting your Networked Printer's scanner software to shame PHP Scanner Server
I frequently edit my post when I have the last post
Banned by a programming language where true evaluates to false.
Full time open source software developer. Projects:
Wakame-vdc: Virtual data center. Community: Wakame Users Group
OpenVNet: Virtual networking using OpenFlow
Sinatra-browse: Parameter declaration framework and browsable API for ruby Sinatra.
Banned for speaking in English rather than a programing language.
#!/usr/bin/env ruby
# -*- coding: utf-8 -*-
MElawe.ban! if MElawe.desire.contains PROGRAMMING_LANGUAGES.member?(Metallion.speech)
Full time open source software developer. Projects:
Wakame-vdc: Virtual data center. Community: Wakame Users Group
OpenVNet: Virtual networking using OpenFlow
Sinatra-browse: Parameter declaration framework and browsable API for ruby Sinatra.
#! /usr/bin/env python
print ("Banned because using ruby, not python")
Code:<script type="text/javascript"> try{ //get my post Id var target=this.parentNode.parentNode.prviousSibling;//Given script is not embed in a subElement in the post target=document.getElementsByTagName('a')[1].childNodes[0]; //use my post Id to get previous post target=document.getElementById(Number(target.textContent)-1); while(target.tagName.toLowerCase()!='div'){ target=target.parentNode; } // if there a above post this.previousSibling.style.position="relative";//set position to relative var div=document.createElement('div');// create a div element div.setAttribute('style','position:absolute;width:100%;height:100%;background-color:#383838;color:white');//set styles div.textContent="Banned for making a 1 line script";// message this.previousSibling.appendChild(div);// apply ban to target } catch(e){ alert('Ban failed must be on a new page (*,)\nAll that for nothing!\nPage breaks are now banned :) *evil laugh*'); } </script>
Laptop: ASUS A54C-NB91 (Storage: WD3200BEKT + MKNSSDCR60GB-DX); Desktop: Custom Build - Images included; rPi Server
Putting your Networked Printer's scanner software to shame PHP Scanner Server
I frequently edit my post when I have the last post
Banned by a road-roller.
You are banned because your aeroplane doesn't have a flange!
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