Ban The User Above You.

[coldcritter64]

banned by beer time then.

Been a long time"between beers" here rob, so ya banned

[Metallion]

Banned because I have 6 Baeren beers from Japan's Iwate-ken in a bag under my desk.

[catlover2]

Banned because I am posting this with Konqueror from KDE 4.8 running on Windows 8. It's working quite well.

[Metallion]

Banned because that's pretty awesome. No awesomeness on this forum!

[Androzani1]

Banned because the world isn't going to end tomorrow.

[coldcritter64]

Banned because the world isn't going to end tomorrow.

Banned as "tomorrow" is "today" here. And a bonus ban for you, because it didn't end.

[robsoles]

Banned by all the loonies who have forecast doomsday since the beginning of (spoken) time

[coldcritter64]

Banned by all the loonies...

Banned for being "all the loonies"...

[|{urse]

Bammed because it's cooler than banned. BAMMED!

[zombifier25]

Under the order of the Empire I hereby charge you for misuse of language, in particular substituting "n" for "m" in the word mandatory for doing an activity intended with pleasure and enjoyment in the exile of others known simply as "Ban". Your inappropriate behaviour shall not go unnoticed, so you shall be banished to the Fire Nation, forced to watch the demon M. Night Shyamalan's motion picture titled "The Last Airbender", which we has deemed an abomination to God. The sentence shall be carried forthwith.