Ban The User Above You.

[Metallion]

Banned because the fortune command isn't complete unless it's piped to cowsay.

[pqwoerituytrueiwoq]

banned because you don't need pipes to do that

#!/usr/bin/php
<?php
$cows=scandir("/usr/share/cowsay/cows/");
$type=array("say","think");
echo shell_exec('/usr/games/cow'.$type[rand(0,1)].' -f '.$cows[rand(2,count($cows)-1)].' "`/usr/games/fortune`"');
?>

[Metallion]

Banned for unnecessarily complicating such a simple thing.

[catlover2]

Banned because you don't need PHP to do that!

#!/bin/bash
fortune | cowsay

[Metallion]

Banned for using pipes

#!/bin/bash
cowsay `fortune`

[pqwoerituytrueiwoq]

banned for not picking a random cow file or and randomly picking cowsay/cowthink

[darth62969]

banned because no one has uploaded a picture of a cow

[Padraig Notlad]

banned because no one has uploaded a picture of a cow

I ban you because your username blends Star Wars with a 69. Blasphemy!

[rybnik]

banned for being a not-lad. It's better to be a lad.

[darth62969]

banned cause i gave up on getting someone to post a picture of a cow
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-CXFfl9luHP.../s1600/cow.jpg