Ban The User Above You.

[teward]

You are banned because your aeroplane doesn't have a flange!

You are banned by /dev/null

[takisan]

Banned by my lightning sword (pic coming soon)

[MElawe]

if(Posts.prevPost().author() == User.newMember){
beans++;
}else{
accountStatus = "BANNED";
}

[snip3r8]

Banned by dubstep

[takisan]

Banned by classic rock.

[CompyTheInsane]

Banned for not banning and for inadvertently crashing my brain.

[caffeinatedev]

Banned by my lightning sword (pic coming soon)

Banned twice for not banning and for introducing a new time waster to me

[Metallion]

Banned for drinking too much coffee.

[pqwoerituytrueiwoq]

banned for not drinking enough coffee, you should use those missing beans of yours

[Metallion]

Banned because I only use beans made out of pure solid metal.