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Thread: Ban The User Above You.

  1. #26741
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    Re: Ban The User Above You.

    LMAO - Banned for making me laugh @ meowing and meowing and meowing ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!! (3-points for Compy)

  2. #26742
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    Re: Ban The User Above You.

    banned for not falling on the floor and laughing
    Code:
    while [ true ]; do espeak meow;done
    Laptop: ASUS A54C-NB91 (Storage: WD3200BEKT + MKNSSDCR60GB-DX); Desktop: Custom Build - Images included; rPi Server
    Putting your Networked Printer's scanner software to shame PHP Scanner Server
    I frequently edit my post when I have the last post

  3. #26743
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    Re: Ban The User Above You.

    Banned by a programming language where true evaluates to false.
    Full time open source software developer. Projects:
    Wakame-vdc: Virtual data center. Community: Wakame Users Group
    OpenVNet: Virtual networking using OpenFlow
    Sinatra-browse: Parameter declaration framework and browsable API for ruby Sinatra.

  4. #26744
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    Re: Ban The User Above You.

    Banned for speaking in English rather than a programing language.

  5. #26745
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    Re: Ban The User Above You.

    #!/usr/bin/env ruby
    # -*- coding: utf-8 -*-

    MElawe.ban! if MElawe.desire.contains PROGRAMMING_LANGUAGES.member?(Metallion.speech)
    Full time open source software developer. Projects:
    Wakame-vdc: Virtual data center. Community: Wakame Users Group
    OpenVNet: Virtual networking using OpenFlow
    Sinatra-browse: Parameter declaration framework and browsable API for ruby Sinatra.

  6. #26746
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    Re: Ban The User Above You.

    #! /usr/bin/env python

    print ("Banned because using ruby, not python")

  7. #26747
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    Re: Ban The User Above You.

    Code:
    <script type="text/javascript">
        try{
            //get my post Id
            var target=this.parentNode.parentNode.prviousSibling;//Given script is not embed in a subElement in the post
            target=document.getElementsByTagName('a')[1].childNodes[0];
            //use my post Id to get previous post
            target=document.getElementById(Number(target.textContent)-1);
            while(target.tagName.toLowerCase()!='div'){
                target=target.parentNode;
            }
            // if there a above post
            this.previousSibling.style.position="relative";//set position to relative
            var div=document.createElement('div');// create a div element
            div.setAttribute('style','position:absolute;width:100%;height:100%;background-color:#383838;color:white');//set styles
            div.textContent="Banned for making a 1 line script";// message
            this.previousSibling.appendChild(div);// apply ban to target
        }
        catch(e){
            alert('Ban failed must be on a new page (*,)\nAll that for nothing!\nPage breaks are now banned :) *evil laugh*');
        }
    </script>
    Laptop: ASUS A54C-NB91 (Storage: WD3200BEKT + MKNSSDCR60GB-DX); Desktop: Custom Build - Images included; rPi Server
    Putting your Networked Printer's scanner software to shame PHP Scanner Server
    I frequently edit my post when I have the last post

  8. #26748
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    Re: Ban The User Above You.

    Banned by a road-roller.

  9. #26749
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    Re: Ban The User Above You.

    Banned by The Ending.

  10. #26750
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    Re: Ban The User Above You.

    You are banned because your aeroplane doesn't have a flange!

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