Re: 9.04 touchpad: Middle click using the 2 finger tap
Check out "man synaptics" from a terminal. (Note the ending 'S' on synaptics!) it will explain how to add a Section "InputDevice" to /etc/X11/xorg.conf to control various touchpad settings. I know that 9.04 and 9.10 may not necessarily have an existing /etc/X11/xorg.conf but you can add one if necessary with only the InputDevice section and it should be used.
FYI this file must be edited (or created) as root.
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