Stuck in a parking lot

[kpatz]

Bends physics to conjure up a non-conductive kevlar full body armor suit... dons it, and goes to scale the fence. Electric schmlectric... hahaha

[jenkinbr]

*watches as barbed wire rips a hole in kpatz's rubber suit.*

#PIZZZZZZT#

That wasn't very smart now, was it/

[kpatz]

I realized that, thus I edited my suit to be puncture-proof Kevlar. Before attempting to scale the fence.

If that doesn't work, I'll try sudo.

[jenkinbr]

sudo doesn't work on the fence.

If you manage to breach the fence, you will be placed into a wormhole that leads to /dev/null. you don't want to do it.

*eats pizza off of an old piece of wall*

[kpatz]

/dev/null almost sounds preferable to being stuck in this parking lot... besides, Linux isn't susceptible to wormholes is it?

Searches the parking lot for a fun car to drive... spots a nice red Z06 Corvette, jumps in, finds the keys on the visor, and goes for a nice drive... toward the fence!

[SlickRick]

*lumbers from beneath debris*
I can't believe you didn't even consider that I was dead and tried to look for me.
What I miss?

[tom66]

thomas@saturn:~$ sudo mv /dev/fence* /dev/null
[sudo] password for thomas: 
Sorry, try again.
[sudo] password for thomas: 
Sorry, try again. 
[sudo] password for thomas: 
sudo: 3 incorrect password attempts. fence rules all.
thomas@saturn:~$ sudo killall fence-daemon
sudo: fence rules all. fence cannot be killed. fence rules all.

[IHeartMyiBook]

*uses the electricity from the fence to provide a bug zapper* yay! entertainent!

[crazyness003]

................hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhh.

Whoa! We're [semi-]alive!

Huzza!

[flamingsnake]

"Ok peeing on an electric fence is bad, i dont think i will try that again" *builds a toilet cubical out of the debri of the mall* "much better"