Can anyone make a story using a calculator? The type of story (or word) inputted as numbers on a calculator and when turned around a word appears?

One such story;

(figures in brackets to be entered into calculator)

Blonde woman goes to doctors, says her ***** are to big, they are size 98 (98), she wants size 88 (88).
The doctor says he can only bring them down to size 93 (93), and gives her some pills, telling her to take two pills (X 2), four times a day (X 4) for the next seven days (X 7).
In desperation she took the lot in one go, and this is how she ended up (=)