The last place trophy game

[takisan]

[sung]Talkin' 'bout my Last Place Trophy[/sung]

[pydsigner]

Just give me the trophy, and you can canoe in any of those 11,842 lakes. Just stay out of the Iowa farm pond in which I'm keeping the trophy. And yes, all of the minnows I catch will be trophy size.

[CompyTheInsane]

*Trophy teleports itself to the top of my head and falls onto my head*
Oh. A trophy. YAY!

[pydsigner]

*Causes trophy to become an non-sentient being*
*Uses trophy to drink Guarana*

[CompyTheInsane]

~$ ssh compy@trophy teleport -t autoloc:compy
Locating Compy... done.
Teleporting to Compy... done.
Connection to trophy closed.

[pydsigner]

~# power-login admin@trophy
Enter password for admin: ****************************************
>>> userctl rm !pydsigner
Deleting all users except for pydsigner......
Done.
>>> userctl modify pydsigner group admins
Giving pydsigner admin permissions....
Done.
>>> mv trophy pytrophy
Done.
>>> logout
Bye.

[chellrose]

*borrows UFO from my good friend Marvin the Martian*
*beams trophy up from Compy's pydsigner's head into my UFO*
*flies to Mars with trophy*
*destroys the Earth with my Uranium Pew-36 Explosive Space Modulator*

[takisan]

grabs trophy just as a sun spot wipes out all radio communication on Earth tem--

[pydsigner]

"Who needs radio communication when you can use nuky-morse?"
*Makes new trophy*

[chellrose]

ssh pydsigner@nuky-morse
Enter password:

*hacks*

sudo mv new_trophy Sissy13
exit
Connection to nuky-morse closed.

*has the new trophy and the old trophy*