The last place trophy game

[Metallion]

That's ok. Last time I had your cat, I put some trophy triggered superglue on her paws.

*The trophy flies into my hands due to the sheer power of this thread*

Hey look, there's a cat attached to this. ^_^

[takisan]

¡Riley! ¡¿Por qué estás en su trofero?! Sigueme.

Sorry about my cat, he's a bit of a weirdo, mainly because he only obeys you when you talk to him in Spanish.

Also, nice trophy you have there.

[JoshuaMiller0]

That's ok. Last time I had your cat, I put some trophy triggered superglue on her paws.

*The trophy flies into my hands due to the sheer power of this thread*

Hey look, there's a cat attached to this. ^_^

OK.......

I ran at you with a medieval ebony warhammer and smashed the trophy a hundred metres away. I put the warhammer's shaft behind your neck and dragged you to the top of the Eiffel tower and left you hanging by your mere clothes off a point in the tower.

I then retrieve the trophy and melt it down into a liquid alloy. I then mix in every single metal element and and wait for it to harden. I smash the mostly brittle alloy with my warhammer and a pitchfork until it is broken down. I then what is left back into a fine powder and run around the world with a shovel and a bag of trophy powder
which I dig holes and put little specs into. I continue this including dropping many specs out to see and even putting a spec into a container with a brick tied on to sink into the bottom of the Mariana Trench. I continue until there is only three pieces left. I put one spec of the trophy in my underpants, one on the head of you and I lay the other in offer to the person who posts after me with a nice note telling them what happened.

Have fun getting the trophy intact again! Most of the pieces you find will be random brittle elements that have nothing to do with the ex-trophy! And the bits in the ocean could have reacted with metals like sodium, lithium and the worst of all, francium which may or may not have caused me to lose my hand in the process of dropping the spec into the ocean, even in its vial of oil.

PS. The alloys may contain a little... uh... cat DNA........ and PLEASE do not steal the horrible thread-ruining idea of the person I stole this from

[|{urse]

*Smokes tpam*
*pats trophy*

[CompyTheInsane]

I wonder what you are patting there...
*Restores trophy from backup*

[takisan]

*Grabs his Time-Traveling Rolls-Royce
*Goes back last night when he had the trophy.
*Takes the trophy into the future
*Sticks the trophy at the top of Tokyo Tower.

and JoshuaMiller0: thank you for Ninjaing me.

[CK000]

My precious!

[chellrose]

*Takes trophy which has been restored by backup, or time travel, or all of the above*

Along with my cat, whom takisan was kind enough to rescue on his time-traveling adventure.

[Metallion]

Yoink and yoink.

[|{urse]

*screams and paws at empty eye-sockets*
*pats trophy*