"It hated me because I talked to it." [said Marvin the Paranoid Andriod.]
"You talked to it?" exclaimed Ford. "What do you mean you talked to it?"
"Simple. I got very bored and depressed, so I went and plugged myself in to its external computer feed. I talked to the computer at great length and explained my view of the Universe to it," said Marvin.
"And what happened?" pressed Ford.
"It committed suicide," said Marvin, and stalked off...
bhatta
May the Source be with you !
Ash nazg durbatulūk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulūk, agh 'Buntu-ishi krimpatul !
That was enlightening.
Don't touch the Linux hat!
Linux user #572109
Going to sleep ! Good night !
Trophy by my pillow !
bhatta
May the Source be with you !
Ash nazg durbatulūk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulūk, agh 'Buntu-ishi krimpatul !
Good night! *what's really happened is I put bhatta to sleep so I could steal trophy* bwahaha!
Don't touch the Linux hat!
Linux user #572109
Nice trick there p_w !
*bhatta awake to claim trophy back*
bhatta
May the Source be with you !
Ash nazg durbatulūk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulūk, agh 'Buntu-ishi krimpatul !
*you only thought you had the trophy. you had a delusion*
Don't touch the Linux hat!
Linux user #572109
Marvin was severely stuck for something to do, and had taken up composing short dolorous ditties of no tone, or indeed tune. The latest one was a lullaby.
Marvin droned,
Now the world has gone to bed,
Darkness won't engulf my head,
I can see in infrared,
How I hate the night
bhatta
May the Source be with you !
Ash nazg durbatulūk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulūk, agh 'Buntu-ishi krimpatul !
I cannot believe that this thread is still going. But I can easily believe that the trophy is mine.
mine mine mine mine : )
Still Dipped in Ubuntu, but thankfully got myself a cup of Coffee,
Gonna finish it.... sluuurp...
Yep, am done, now for some peace and quiet with me trophy
Last edited by su:bhatta; April 18th, 2014 at 10:48 AM.
bhatta
May the Source be with you !
Ash nazg durbatulūk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulūk, agh 'Buntu-ishi krimpatul !
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