The last place trophy game

[jetsam]

...and a bump.

I put the trophy in a bottle and set it adrift... then watched it sink with the waves.

[leonhook]

i happened to be deep sea diving and came across the trophy, now safely polished and on show, but for how long!!

[pricetech]

Shiny ! I'll take it.

[takisan]

Pulls an invisible trip-line. I take it as it flies through the air into Memphis (where is, unfortunately, not where I live.)

[pcrat]

...an right before you land, i pull open the man-hole cover and grab the trophy as you fall in a lovely pool of shi*!! .../me walking away laughing with my new polished trophy!!

[jetsam]

Well, I'll take that trophy then. I'll hang on to it for half an hour or so as I take care of an appointment I have to keep with someone.

That taken care of, I once again toss the trophy into the sea, and walk away... looking forward to a quiet evening at home.

[takisan]

Poseidon "loaned" me the trophy as I managed to help him out at the forges sometime.

[JayRobert]

Hephaestus holds takisan with his tongs for insulting him whilst I grab the trophy (which is permanently mine anyway, of course, according to the rules that have already been enacted by the Audit Committee on another thread.)

[Endomancer]

Sends JayRobert off the field for uncompetitive conduct, then throws trophy into the scrum

[takisan]

Where is the largest reflecting telescope in the US? I snatch the trophy as that baffles you.