Snatch the trophy just as Labus and parts of Europe are sucked into a black hole before I reverse the effect using solar wind sails, several tons of solid rocket fuel, and some duct tape.
I also take credit for inventing the world wide web, now that CERN is not around to dispute it, and Al Gore receives another Nobel Prize (given in honor of Labus, who is now credited with resolving the debt crisis in Greece and Portugal), this time for inventing the Internet.
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